Do you like Slinkies? And do you like dogs? Friends, I have an unbelievable offer for you today—getting both of those in one pint-size package by adoptiong me! I am Dink, a seven-year-old male pug with the most marvelous body. Yes, everyone does double-takes when I’m strolling along Town Lake. Yes, I want to love you forever and slide onto your couch.