Hey y’all – I’m Bawb Dawg, and I’ve spent the past 7 years developing the ideal male pug body. I’ve got big doughy brown eyes that have been known to melt hearts and melt frozen TV dinners. I’ve got a sweet tongue that is equally keen to giving you kisses as it is to lapping up ice cream. I’ve got plenty of rolls from eating donut holes. I can nap so hard, I’ve been mistaken for a loaf of bread, a Pug Loaf you could say. Clearly I’ve got food on the brain, which is probably how I got to the portly 31lbs of love you see today. But like they say, that’s just more pug to hug right?
If you adopt me, I promise to be your workout partner as we both strive to shed a few of those winter pounds and get into swimsuit shape. And if we miss a day or month, I won’t judge you, as we nap the day away in candyland. There are I go thinking about food again. Let me be your Butter Half?